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Man, we need a place with more bathrooms.

-I've gotta piss, bad.

-Come on over here and piss.

-That's ok, I'll wait.......Ok, I can't wait move over.

-We got this place because it was all we could afford.

-Three guys with one bathroom isn't going to work.  We all three go to work at the same time.

-So, shower with me.  Just don't drop the soap.

-That shower isn't big enough.

-Afraid you might touch me?

-Afraid YOU might touch ME.

-You've been "touched" before.

-What are you talking about?

-Last fridaynight.  You got touched and did some touching.

-You're full of shit.

-We watched!  Harry and you got really drunk while we were playing poker.  You both lost all you money so you started betting your clothes.

-Yeah, I won all of Harry's clothes and all but your pants and underwear.

-I won your pant and underwear.

-I bet Harry a blow job, but you won the hand.  He actually got down on his knees between your legs under the table and after a few false starts, blew you.  Hey, you're pissing on my leg!

-Sorry.  I think I'd remember that. 

-Dude, you were so drunk, you fell asleep while he was sucking your cock.  He just kept going.  Then when he realized you were asleep, he unzipped my pants, pulled out my dick and sucked me off.  Keith was next.

-I was so turned on, I blew my load down his throat in no time.  He fell asleep under the table.

-Later we pulled him out and put him and you in your bed.  We went in to check on you guys and you were doing each other.  I have to confess, we watched you and jacked off.  It was pretty cool.

-You got to be lying.

-Seriously bro, the next morning, he got up and left before you woke up.  We were eating breakfast.  He was grinning like a cat that just ate a canary.  He said from now on we should play strip poker.

-You're telling me, I sucked his dick.

-Yeah, bro you sure did.  Hell, we even did each other after watching you two.  We still prefer bangin' 'tang, but hell we don't have any dry spells any more.  No tang, have a little wang.  You want to join us next time?

-I want call in to work.  I need a while to process all this.

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I can't help it guys.  It just happens anytime I get naked outside.

-You should have warned us.  I don't want to look at your hard dick all day.  Hell put you shorts back on then.

-What's the matter, you can't bry you eyes away from his cock?

-Fuck you.  He must be a fucking queer.

-So what if he is, he's our friend.

-I thought I was to.

-You are, but you need to cut the crap.  He hasn't done a thing to you.

-I couldn't be less interested in messing with you.  You're not exactly my type.

-So what's your type, bigger cock, hairyer?

-Bigger chest and smaller waist and nothing hanging out in front but boobs.

-Oh so you're trying to tell me you're straight?

-Yeah, I'm straight.  I told you it just happens when I get naked outside.  That's why I didn't ride with you guys in the World Nake Bike Ride.

-As I remember, you're the one who was getting the occasional boner on the ride.

-There were women there.

-There was one girl there with saggy boobs and a belly with a big scare on it.

-There were others.

-Dude, you got a boner when we were in the park having lunch and those two guys were kissing.

-I did not.

-Look man, we all know you're a closet gay.  We ran across your magazine collection when we were rearranging the dorm room.  It's cool, I am to.

-HUH! YOU'RE GAY?

-Yeah, he's gay.  We all know he is and couldn't care less.  We don't care if you're gay as long as you just cut the crap and come out of your closet.

-I don't want to be gay.

-Dude, you are what you are.  You can't make yourself straight by pretending to be.  Look, we're fine with it, you should be to.

-I don't know what to say, I'm sorry for the way I acted.

-We understand, don't worry about it.  Say, you and Buddy ought ot get together.  He thinks you're pretty hot.

- Really Buddy?  I think you're beautiful.

-Hey, look who's got the boner now.

Hey roomy, I thought you had to study.

-I am.

-Naked?

-I just got out of the shower and started reading.  You don't mind do you?

-Oh hell no.  I may not get much studying done.

-Why?

-You're a bit distracting like that.

-Sorry, I'll get dressed.

-No, no don't.  I'll just study anatomy.

-So you're gay?

-Totally, but don't worry, I can keep my hands to myself.  I might have a little more trouble with my eyes though.

-I'll stop running around naked.  I don't want to make you uncomfortable.

-Oh please, make me uncomfortable.  Just don't get uncomfortable youself when I have to take care of my little friend.

-Ha, you're funny.  Your little friend isn't so little anymore.

-What can I say?  You're hot.

-Thanks...um you don't have to totally keep your hands to yourself.

-Huh, really?

-If you don't mind me not reciprocating.

-whoa.......no I don't mind.

-Then I'm all yours.

-Give me a minute.  I'm feeling kind of dizzy.