Yeah, so? This is Mardi Gras.
It's six in the morning, the sun's not even all the way up and you're showing your dick already. God, I never knew what an exhibitionist you were.
That's noon, it cloudy. Where do you think I'm getting all the beads from? Hell, this is fun. There's some guys down there taking my picture. They want me to jack off.
Guys? Since when do you go for guys?
Since I got my cock sucked seven hundred times last night and everyone was better than Paula can do. Got my butt eaten out a few times to. That was fucking amazing.
Where'd all this happen? I was on Bourbon street and went in every bar you did. I didn't see that shit going on. Just a bunch of fat guys groping everyone they could.
What makes you think I stayed on Bourbon. I wanted to see everything, and boy did I. I even saw guys fucking in the back of one place.
Oh God, that's sick.
Yeah, it was a bit much with a bunch of people pawing all over them, but they sure seemed to be having fun. The leather bar was the one that I had so much fun in. They had a jail cell. I went in and stripped down. The bartender took my clothes and I was stuck there for two hours. I got my dick sucked a my butt eaten through the bars so many times, I lost count. They pushed a barely legal kid in there with me. He wanted me to fuck him.
Did you?
Like a twenty dollar whore. We got away from the bars so they couldn't touch us. It was just him and me. Both of us dripping sweat and humping away. He was bent over a stool for a while, then I sat on the stool and he sat on my dick. It was sooo cool. All those guys cheering us on and beating off.
You're not only an exhibitionist, you're a gay exhibitionist.
Not gay, bi I guess. He's taking me to a place tonight to do his sister. It's an under ground club. I might do them both.
What, do they have a jail cell to.
No, we'll be on a stage. Spot lights and all.
I'd go with you if you were just fucking the girl. That, I could watch.
You can come, I can't guarantee what we'll do. Hell, I might end up getting fucked.
Okay, you lost me there. That's too gay for me.
How do you know? Ever been fucked?
No and I don't plan to either.
You're just scared you'll like it.
I seriously doubt that.
I do to, but I'm willing to try it. Hell, I didn't think I'd like fucking boy butt. Not only did I like it but I can't wait to do it again.
Don't look at me.
I looked at your butt all morning. Even while I was eating breakfast, I was wondering what it would be like eating your butt and fucking it.
You're creeping me out now. Say, where'd you get breakfast?
Room service. He liked you ass to.
You let him with me laying here naked?
You were asleep. You didn't mind. He sure as hell didn't.
You fucker. I bet you answered the door naked to.
Duh, I saw him when I got ice, and he smiled, so I figured I give him a closer look.
You went and got ice, naked?
Sure.
I guess he blew you when he brought breakfast.
No, when he picked up the dishes.
All this happened this morning? Are you on speed or something?
No, I got back here at two and went right to bed. I didn't drink much at all, so I woke up about eight. I think you'd just gotten in.
Six. I can't believe I'm awake now. I guess I'm just too hungry to sleep.
Want me to call room service?
Let me put some pants on.
Oh come on, he'll love seeing the flip side.
Fuck it, call him. He ain't sucking me off though. I've never had a man's lips on my cock and I don't plan to.
Well, that's not entirely true.
Yeah it is.
Noooo, I sort of tried it out when I first woke up.
You sucked my cock. You sucked my cock? YOU SUCKED MY COCK?
Just a little. You were hard and I just wanted to see what it was like.
I had a dream someone was sucking my cock. I shot my load and then I looked and it was you. You mean it wasn't a dream?
You got to work on that premature ejaculation situation you got going on. I had a mouthful of cum before I got started good.
You ate my load?
Had to, I didn't want it to shoot all over the bed. I've seen you shoot. You get it everywhere.
Dude, I've know you for fifteen years and I never knew you were gay.
I told you, I'm bi. I didn't know either. I've had thoughts, but never tried it.
Not about me I hope.
Who else? You're my best friend.
Oh maaan. Why didn't you ever tell me?
I was scared about how you'd react.
And now?
Now I just have to tell you. I don't want to have to hide it from you anymore. I want us to be better friends than that.
Dude, I passed up a chance to go to a Lakers game 'cuz you wanted to come here. How good a friend are you to take me away from that? Where's this room service sucker?
(There's a knock at the door. It's the room service guy. He comes in and sets the tray on the table. He looks long and hard at the naked hunk on the bed.) "I'll have a break in as hour. I'll come pick up the tray."
(He leaves with a big smile on his face)
He likes the flip side.
I can't believe I just sat here naked with my legs spread while he came in.
You got a little rise out of it to.
Maybe I'll try out some gay head. Yours was pretty good.
Sure hope you last longer for him than you did for me.
In my dream, you'd been sucking me for a long time. I wonder how long his break is.
If he doesn't have time to get you off, I'll finish up.
I can't believe you're even saying that. I can't believe I'm even considering it.
Hey, what's life it you don't experience something new once in a while?
I must admit, since you moved in with me last year, I've done more than I would have in twenty years.
Good, I hope the next year will be the same way.
You still wondering what it would be like to get fucked?
Sure.
Got lube?
Huh???
How 'bout that. I surprised you for once.
