Hey bro, I didn't expect you back for hours.

Apparently, my bed, my computer, I guess you've got my lube to.

No, this is mine. It's better than yours.

So, this isn't the first time.

Well, no. Just the first time you caught me.

You know dude, you don't have to wait till I'm gone to do that.

It's embarrassing. I've never jacked off with another dude around.

This might be a good time to start.

Huh,....No....what are you doing?

Taking my clothes off. I'm not jacking off in my clothes.

Come on dude. That's gay.

Only if we start jacking each other. Beside, who's going to tell.

No one, but.....

Is that my jock?

Huh?.....oh......you must have left it there.

Under my pillow? Not likely. So you're into jocks huh?

Fuck no. You're sick.

This must be your jock. Hmmm, that smells pretty good.

Dude, you're not ......gay........are you?

Queer as a poor Republican.

Really? I didn't know that.

You didn't know I jack off to your dirty laundry?

Dude, I do that to. You smell so hot when you've been working out.

So get that computer out of the way and spread those legs.

Fuck yeah!