Dude, just come and get me. I'm stuck down town with no pants and a boner.

Kip was panicking.  His voice sounded like he was totally out of breath.  "Where are you?" I asked.

"I'm on the corner of Third and Palafox.  You can pick me up behind the Hotel, in the alley, unless they find me." He said.

"Who's after you?"  I asked.

"Dude, I'll tell you all about it, but I'm in a public phone booth with a light on.  I can't talk now." Kip said.

"Okay, okay, I'm on my way.  It's going to be a half hour though." I told him.

"I know.  Please hurry?" He begged.

"I will. Bye." I said and hung up.

I ran out of the house immediately, not thinking to get him a pair of pants.  I rushed to my car and hauled ass into town.  Before I got to him, he got caught by some teenage girls.  They found it funny he had no pants and with a big hard boner.  They got him down on the ground and started playing with his cock.  Normally, he'd have been in heaven, but this was hours after he'd been doped with Viagra.  On top of that, they ran off before he came.  

When I found him, he was trying desperately to jack off and cum.  "I can't even cum again." he whimpered.

"Again?" I asked.  

"I've been jacked off three time by those guys, twice by their girlfriend and twice myself." He said.

"Those guys?  Who?  What happened to you?" I asked.

Kip was my best friend.  He moved in with me and my cousins, Skeeter and Skip about a year ago.  He's the only straight guy in the house.  I love him to death.  He's cool with us being gay and makes it clear it doesn't bother him at all.  Kip isn't exactly modest, he's totally comfortable being naked around the house as are my cousins.  I'm the shy one.  Tonight though, he isn't in the mood for exhibitionism.  

He'd gone to a new club down town that had male strip contests once a week.  He needed some money for car repairs and hoped he could win a couple hundred bucks.  On Friday nights when the contests were, the crowd was about sixty percent women. Kip was popular with them.  He's young looking and has a bad boy attitude the ladies love.  He's real quick witted and comes up with the cutest one liners that keep everyone around him laughing.  

This night was just the wrong night for him to get in the contest.  There was a group of out-of-towners that wanted their guy to win the contest.  When Kip won hands down, they got pissed off.  They bought him a drink, acting like they were congratulating him but spiked it with, we presume was viagra.  Then, the jumped him when he left the bar and robbed him.  The girls pulled off his pants because they wanted to see his big cock again, and proceeded to jack him off.  When he didn't go down after cumming, they did it again.  Then the guys jacked him.  Finally, they were heard in the alley and ran off, but took his pants, wallet and money.  Later, they'd get caught using his credit card and got put in jail.

He found some change that had fallen out of his pockets and called me.  He was in agony.  His dick stayed hard.  He'd tried jacking off again, but it still remained hard.  Now he was sitting in my car with the biggest, hardest boner I'd ever seen.  "Dude, I've never seen your dick hard before.  That's a monster." I said.

"Please, ignore it.  Don't mention it.  It just gets harder and it feels like it's going to break out of it's skin now." He begged.

"Should I take you to the hospital?" I asked.

"NOT BARE ASSED." he shouted.

"Okay, okay, we'll go to the house and get you some pants.  I can't believe I didn't think to bring some with me." I said.

"I don't know if I could get them on over this thing anyway."  He said.

"I gotta tell ya, you got a gorgeous dick." I teased, but meant it.

"If you don't stop talking about it, I'm going to ram it down your throat and choke you to death with it." he barked.

"I'd die grinning." I joked.

We got to the house, and had to wait for several minutes while my neighbor chatted with his buddies on his front porch.  Finally we dashed inside.  My cousins were sitting in the living room.  Boy, you should have seen the looks on their faces when Kips sword lead the way in.  Kip just ran to his room to get some sweat pants.  I filled my cousins in on what was up.  

Then Kip called me.  I went to his room.  He'd taken a shower to get the smoke off and had put on his sweats.  He tried everything to make his boner less visible.  It wasn't working.  "Buddy, I'd never ever ask you to do this in normal circumstances, but would you suck it off, maybe that would get it down." he said.

I know he was sincere, but it struck me funny.  "Normally I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, but considering the circumstances, I'll give you some pity head."  I said.  Truth was, I'd been dying to go down on him ever since I met him, but when I saw that thing in my car, I'd been drooling over it.  I sat on the side of his bed and started sucking.  I never felt a dick so hard.  I took as much of it as I could get in my throat, but it was too hard to curve down my throat, and there was shaft left unsucked.  I wrapped my fingers around it and went to work.  He came, but there was only a dribble of thin cum left in him.  He crumbled on top of me, exhausted.  

Nothing happened.  His dick was still just as hard.  "Dude, we've got to get you to the hospital." I said.

"I guess so.  Fuck this it going to be embarrassing." he said.  

We came out of his room and down the hall.  When we got to the living room, we busted out laughing.  There were Skeeter and Skip, pants down, butts out, grinning like fools.  "Come on Kip, you can't waist that beautiful boner.  Give it to us." Skeeter said.

"I think you guys must have spiked my ice tea at dinner to.  You planned this didn't you." Kip laughed.

"No, but I wish we'd thought of it."  Skip said.

"Fuck it, while it's hard I might as well see what man-ass feels like." Kip said to everyone's surprise.  Skip handed him a bottle of lube and in seconds, Kip was hammering his ass.  Skip came so Kip turned on Skeeter.  Skeeter came, and Kip kept fucking him until he came again.  As he pulled his cock out of Skeeter's ass, he moaned because it was raw from all the sex.

"God I was really hoping that would do it so I didn't have to go to the hospital." Kip said.  "It's been nearly six hours now." 

"Well, we better go right now, our you may loose that beautiful thing." I said.

"That would suck.  You gotta use that thing on us again some time." Skeeter said, laying back on Skip. 

"Well, I have to admit, man-ass is pretty good, but I don't know if I ever want to get hard again." Kip said.

We rushed to the hospital.  Kip was red faced when we went in and even redder when the nurse came in.  It was a hot male nurse.  He took one look at the situation and told Kip to strip and put on a gown.  I started to leave the room, but Kip told me to stay.  The nurse stayed to.  Kip stripped and put on the split-tail gown.  He laid down and the nurse covered him with a blanket.  All the while the cute nurse had a half grin. 

The nurse left and a while later he came back with a doctor, just as cute as he was.  The nurse pulled back the blanket.

"Wow"  The doctor said. seeing Kip's problem.  

"I've tried everything to get it down." Kip said.

"I noticed that." the nurse said pointing to a raw spot on Kip's cock head.  Then he and the doctor gave me a curious look with a eyebrow raised.  

"Yeah, I tried everything to." I said.  They cracked up.  

"I hope you clowns are having fun with this, but I'm not.  Help me out here Doc." Kip said.  

"How many people have you used that line on tonight?" The doctor joked.

Kip chuckled and started counting the people who have played with his cock.  "Well, there were the two girls at the bar, their three boy friends, the four girls down town, my buddy there's blow job, and his two cousin's back sides." Kip confessed.  I turned red.

The doctor and nurse laughed.  The doctor said, "Well, I'd like a turn, but we've gotta get that thing down before it gets blood clots in it."  

"Hell, I'm straight, and I'd like to give it a jerk."  The cute nurse said.  He was already filling a needle with blood thinners and setting up an I.V..  

"He's going to have to stay tonight, you don't have to stay with him if you don't want to." The doctor said.

I asked Kip if he wanted me to stay.  He said I should go home and get some sleep.  It was four in the morning so I blew him a kiss and went home but I told the doctor he better fix it.  I wanted him to be able to use it again.  

"Who says I'll use it on you?" Kip teased.

"You will, you know how good a cocksucker I am now." I said boldly.  He grabbed the nurses arm.  

"Dude, if you ever wanna get some real good head.  Give him a call.  No girl I ever got it from did it better." Kip told him.

The nurse laughed, "Leave me his number."

"Hey, what about me." The doctor asked.

"I've got more than a blowjob in mind for you Doc." I said.  He smiled wide and pulled out his business card and handed it to me.  He gave me the "call me" sign.

I ran home and went to bed.  I slept until early afternoon when I got a call from the hospital.  Kip was ready to come home.  I went and picked him up.  He told me the nurse finally touched his dick.  He used the excuse that he had to put some cream on it because of how raw it was.  He only stroked it a couple times and laughed while he was doing it.  He told Kip it was the first time he'd touched another man's dick bare handed.  He wore gloves when he had to put catheters in.  Kip asked him if he liked it. He said he'd rather touch his own like that. Then Kip handed me his phone number.  "He said give this to you.  He and Doc. want to try you out."

Well!  Doc and the nurse came over.  I was hoping to get rid of my cousins and Kip, but they wouldn't go.  I ended up blowing all of five of them.  Kip still get's radical boners that don't always go down right away, thank God.  He regularly hammer's my cousins and me occasionally.  Doc and me are dating and it's serious.  The cute nurse and Kip hang out together.  Kip says they never touch each other, but the nurse confessed they've jacked each other off at least once.  They're very bromantic.

I always wanted to marry a Doctor.