They didn't arrest me for being naked. They arrested me cuz I got a boner.
Randy heard about the World Naked Bike Ride coming to his city. Being the narcissistic exhibitionist he was, he just had to go. He didn't have a bike, but he had roller blades. He preferred them anyway, he'd be a little more on display. The Police Chief was totally against having a bunch of naked people on his streets, but the Mayor over ruled him and gave the promoter the permits they'd need.
Thousands of people showed up from all the towns and cities around them. The hotels and motels were full and over run. Randy was glad he lived there. The ride was supposed to take place in the evening, after rush hour. The permits said from 7PM to midnight. After midnight, everyone had to put something on, but the bars could stay open till their normal hours. The Mayor saw it as a windfall for the city. He ordered the police to use extreme discression when making arrests.
Only the Chief was against the nudity. He probably was jealous of all the hot young bodies that would be in the ride. His fat glob of a body was way too grotesque to show in public. The assistant police chief and his men were looking forward to the night.
At 6PM, Randy headed to the park where the ride began. It was snake it's way down town to the government buildings. There'd they'd hear some speeches. Then it would snake it's way back to the park.
A massive crowd had all ready collected in the park. Randy rolled up in his blades wearing nothing but a little pair of running shorts commando. He didn't want to have any more to carry than necessary.
It was mid summer. The day's were long and the weather was hot. Randy wore a small back back full of frozen bottles of water. As soon as the got to the park, he took off his shorts and put them in his pack. He was probably the first to get naked. Cameras flashed all around him. TV reporters rushed to him to interview him.
Randy's as sharp as he is built. He was a perfect interview for the event, promoting the cause of the protest well. He loved the attention. People was all over him, asking about his tattoos and anything else they could think of for a reason to get close and talk to him. Lots of people got handsy with him. He felt like he was in a gay bar. No, Randy wasn't gay, but he'd danced in gay bars for the fun of it, and for the cash prizes he could win on amateur nights. He had to admit, he'd given in to a few backroom blowjobs even a good rimming once.
The ride took off right on time. Randy was one of the front line. Hundreds and hundreds of people were taking photos and videos. Even many of the riders were carrying cameras. Police on bikes led the way.
One bike cop hung back beside the riders on each side. Randy noticed the young stud cop on his side was looking at him as much as he looked at the road in front of him.
"Bet you wish you could ride naked to." Randy said.
"I'm not as bold as you are, but it might be fun." Officer Lucas White said. They introduced themselves.
"Aw come on. With that body and those legs? You should be proud enough to show it all. Beside, the way bike shorts fit, you might as well be naked anyway." Randy said.
"Ha, That's what my bo....girlfriend says." Lucas stammered. Then he turned red.
"You mean boyfriend." Randy said. "It's cool. Love is love." Randy said.
"Are you gay?" Lucas asked.
"Nah, but I mess around. I get it on anyway I can." Randy said.
"Whoo hoo, my kinda guy." Lucas said. "I guess you like showing off to."
"Yeah, I kinda like being seen naked. I get naked every chance I get, beaches, bars, gym steam rooms, anywhere one of you guys won't haul me away." Randy joked.
"I bet you get naked place you aren't supposed to to. Like driving, or maybe the parks." Lucas suggested.
"I'll plead the fifth." Lucas said.
Lucas got a call to ride up ahead. There were some media people in the road way refusing to move. They were all quickly arrested.
The speeches ran way over the allotted time. It was dark by the time the ride left for the park. Randy had gotten in the middle of the bunch and was chatting with a bunch of girls. They took advantage of the thickness of the crowd and messed around with Randy's junk, getting him worked up so he'd be hard when they took pictures with him. Some guys got involved to. Randy was good spirited about it and let them do what the wanted. One guys sat on the ground and hand Randy stand over him with his cock on the guy's head. They weren't paying attention and the ride started heading back to the park. All the people scurried away and Randy was left with a boner. He managed to get it down before long. Not completely though, it was still semi hard.
Lucas caught up with him about a third of the way to the park. "Well, looks like you're having a good time now that you're back in the middle of the crowd."
"Hey. Yeah, some girls started messing with me and got me kinda stirred up. Now I can't seem to make it settle all the way down." Randy said.
"Looks pretty good to me. That's a big-un." Lucas said.
"Don't talk about it. I'll get boned up again." Randy said.
"I'd like to see that. I bet it really sticks out like a diving board." Lucas said.
"It does. Straight out and it will swing from side to side. It feels great, but It's not for public viewing." Randy said. His cock was already up at about 60 degrees.
"Yeah, if you get too frisky, that's considered lewd. Still, I'd like to watch you skate down the street with it swaying side to side. I bet those low hanging balls flop around a bunch to." Lucas said.
"God Lucas, quit talking like that I can't keep it down." Randy said.
Another officer rode up on the other side. "Hey Lucas, Is there a problem here?"
"Well, Randy here's having a little trouble with his pointer." Lucas said pointing at Randy's almost hard fully hard cock.
"Whoo hoo, nice tool dude. I'm Dean." Officer Dean said.
"Hi, Lucas keeps talking about it so I can't get it to settle down." Randy said shaking Dean's hand.
"I can see why. What is that 8, 9 inches?" Dean said.
"8 3/4 fully hard" Randy said.
"Come on, that's got to be bigger than that." Dean said.
"No, but you're fix'in to find out. I can't keep it down if ya'll keep talking about it." Randy said.
Another officer rode up behind Randy. "Hey guys. This must be him." he said.
"Yeah, this is Randy. Randy, thats Ken behind you." Lucas said.
Randy spun around seeing the new arrival said, "Hi, Are you going to talk about my dick to? These two keep talking about it and I can't keep it down."
"Fuck, I am now. That a nice pecker you got there." Ken said.
"Aak!" Randy said spinning back around.
"Fuck, that's nice to." Ken said observing Randy perfect ass.
"God is the entire police force in this city gay?" Randy asked.
"Naw, Dean and I are gay. Ken's undecided. He likes that nasty stuff you like to." Lucas said.
"Hey, what are we going to do about that dick of his being straight out like that. That's not legal." Dean said.
"Come on, it's your fault." Randy said defensively.
"We never touched you." Lucas said. "Guess we'll just have to take him in. Take this next right Randy."
"You're going to arrest me?" Randy asked.
"We're taking you in, it will be up to the desk Sargent if you get booked." Lucas said.
"But you guys are the reason it got out of control." Randy said.
"Well, if you can't control it, you should keep pants on." Lucas said.
Randy reluctantly followed their directions. He skated naked and now soft through city streets far from the naked bike ride. Now he was the only naked person around. To add to it he was surrounded by cops.
"Hey guys, I've got to take a piss." Dean said.
"Yeah, me to. Let's stop up here at the 7-11." Ken said.
Standing in front of the convenience store, Randy reached in this back pack to get his shorts.
"Hold it there, hand me the bag." Ken said.
"I just want to get my shorts." Randy said.
"I don't know what you've got in there. You might pull out a gun and shoot me." Ken said.
"Oh come on, that's ridiculous. There's nothing in there but water and my shorts." Randy said.
Ken looked in the bag. "Mind if I have a bottle of water?"
"Sure if I can have my shorts." Randy said.
"They're all wet. You don't want wear cold wet shorts." Ken said.
"Dude, come on." Randy argued.
"Nope. We like watching your dick swing around, and I like watching your butt too. Besides, you're an exhibitionist. You should be having the time of your life. When are you ever going to get a chance to skate through a busy city butt naked?" Ken said.
Randy just rolled his eyes and sat down on the curb. Lucas and Dean took their time, chatting with the store owner. They invited him to come out and see their captor. He declined saying he didn't need to see "no naked fella. Your junk in those shorts is more than enough."
They laughed and came outside. They took off for the station, passing a bunch of night clubs. Naturally, They had to stop and chat at some of the doormen, leaving Randy standing naked in the street. At one club, there was a line of people waiting to get in. Randy finally covered his junk for the first time. The cops stopped just for a few seconds and went on.
Finally, they reached the station. It was a smaller sub-station. Inside, there was a counter and behind it, a middle aged cop.
"Hey Franky" Dean said as they walked in. "We brought you a birthday present."
"Hey ladies." Franky said. "What birthday? You know I stopped having those years ago."
"What's this forty, fifty?" Lucas said.
"My third anniversary of my thirty ninth." Franky barked. "What's up with this stud?"
"We thought since you didn't get to go to the ride, we'd bring the best of the ride to you. He's all yours. We're off so we're going to go change." Lucas said. They took Randy around the counter to another section of the station. Franky followed.
"You better take the skates off so you don't fall on this slick floor." Franky told Randy as the other cops left the room. "What did they bring you in for? Were you naked where you weren't supposed to be?"
"No, they didn't arrest me for being naked, they arrested me cuz I kept getting a boner." Randy said.
"I'd like to have seen that. You got a nice dick." Franky said.
"You to? Damn everyone is obsessed with my cock. That's why I can't keep it from getting up." Randy said.
"Stand up, I wanna take a good look at you." Franky ordered. Randy pulled off the second skate and stood up. Normally, he'd love someone checking him out. Now, he was shy and nervous. "Nice body. Turn around and let me see you backside." Randy turned. "Beautiful butt." Franky said. "You ever had a guys face between those cheeks?"
"Geez,,,,,yeah, once." Randy confessed.
"Ever had a dick up your hole?" Franky asked.
"No man, that's where I draw the line." Randy said.
"Oh so you'll go along with everything up to getting fucked?" Franky asked.
"I guess, hell if it feels good, do it." Randy said.
"I'd sure like to see that cock get hard. I bet it's a nice one." Franky said.
Randy turned with his hand tugging at his cock. "I've been arrested and now I'm showing off my cock. Not the way I thought the night would go."
"Oh, no one arrested you. We just brought you here for Franky." Ken said entering the room in civilian clothes.
"What, you didn't arrest me?" Randy shouted.
"No, Franky's like our dad, he just wanted to bring him a birthday present. We thought maybe you'd let him suck you off or something." Ken said.
"Fuck you ruined my night." Randy said.
"Naw, we just rerouted it for a bit. We're going to join the ride at the park. We've been dying to get naked." Lucas said. "If you want, you can join us at a gay club. That way you can stay naked and get drunk to."
"Well, that's not what I planned, but it might be fun." Randy said. His cock was now fully fluffed. Franky had him sit on the desk in front of him. He started jacking Randy's cock then deep throated it. Randy moaned and laid back across the desk. The other guys came over and started touching his naked body. Lucas bent over and sucked his nipple. Ken took the other one. Dean stroked his thighs. Franky lifted Randy's knees and put his feet on the edge of the desk, exposing his balls and butt hole. Franky lapped at Randy's sweaty hole like it was candy.
Lucas and Ken moved to Randy's pits. Randy hadn't experienced that before and it really turned him on.
Franky finally moved back to Randy's cock. Soon, Randy started moaning and suddenly lurched up. Franky backed off his cock and started jacking him. Randy shot his thick load straight up. It gushed out and came down on Franky's hand. Near the end of his orgasm, Franky went back down on him. He ate the last few shots of the young man's thick cum.
"God, that was fierce." Randy said. He laid his head back and saw that Lucas and Ken were jacking. Lucas moved forward and pressed his thigh against Randy's left shoulder and face. Ken took up the same position on the other side. Randy's head was pressed between their bare hips. Their balls bounced around on his shoulders while they jacked. Franky let Randy's legs down and he and Dean straddle them, jacking off with their balls bouncing on Randy's thighs. All four started to shoot. They coated Randy's body all over his chest, stomach and crotch. The three bike cops were fully loaded after an evening of riding around in a crowd of naked people. The desk cop hadn't cum in days.
"Holy shit. You guys are going to drown me in cum." Randy said. The gizz oozed off his body. "God, I've never seen so much cum."
"I guess you better go shower it off before we take you down town." Lucas suggested.
"I better, this is nasty." Randy said. The guys took him in the locker room. They sat around and watched him shower off. Randy was amused by the attention. He put on a good show of scrubbing his butt and crotch. When he was done, he dried off and they left for the bar. Franky thanked them for his present.
"Maybe we can get him to come back once in a while for a repeat." Ken told Franky loud enough Randy would hear.
"Maybe if you guys don't shoot all over me. That might be your thing, but not mine." Randy said.
"You didn't seem to mind too much." Lucas said. They loaded their bikes in the back of Ken's pickup and climbed in the front. Naked Randy had to sit in Dean's lap. Dean wrapped his arms around Randy and played with his cock all the way to the parking garage where they'd made arrangements to park earlier in the day. They stripped off and put their clothes in the truck. Randy put his roller blades back on and the four joined the ride at the end, in the park. The bar they wanted to go to was near the edge of the park. It was packed full of naked and clothed people. There were as many straight people in the crowd as gay.
The bartenders and dancer were all naked. The four finally made it to the bar. "Officers, good to see you." the bartender shouted over the noise and music. "We were just about to do some body shots. Which one of you is going to get on the bar?"
"You know we can't do that, but we brought someone who can. He's got a trail through his cum gutter though." Lucas said pulling Randy forward.
"Hey, you're the straight guy that won our dance contest." The bartender said offering his hand. "I'm Rob."
"I'm Randy." Randy said taking Rob's hand.
"You two know each other?" Lucas asked.
"Yeah, he came in about two months ago and won our dance contest. Every faggot in here tried to get in his pants that night." Rob said.
"Yeah, Rob saved me. He got me behind the bar and...." Randy started.
"Hey, don't tell them that. Their cops." Rob interrupted.
"Oh yeah, I forget." Randy said.
"I can only imagine the rest." Lucas said. "Well, will he do for the body shots?" Lucas asked Rob.
"Hell yeah, get up here." Rob said clearing a stretch of the bar. Randy got up on the bar. Rob rang a bell and yelled "Five dollar body shots." There was a line already by the time Randy laid down. "Since you got a fuzzy cum gutter, we'll do peach brandy." Rob said. He told Randy to flex a little and poured brandy in the deep crevasse between his abs. Lucas handed Rob his five dollars. Then he sucked up the brandy along the eight inch long trail. He went just a little farther than he had to and sucked the tip of Randy's cock.
"Oops, too far." he joked. Rob took a warm wet towel and wiped Randy's stomach. Then the repeated the pour for the next guy. After several dozen shots, Randy was fully erect, and getting his cock licked and sucked as much as his stomach. Rob would wipe his stomach and then his dick. Randy would jump each time.
The line thinned. "Hey, I've got an idea. Roll over." Rob said. Randy rolled over. Rob poured a shot in a shot glass and wedged the glass between Randy's luscious butt cheeks. Randy laughed. Rob took the first one. He stuck his nose in Randy's crack and covered the rim of the glass with his mouth. He pulled the glass out of Randy's crack and down the contents. A new line quickly formed. Randy had dozens and dozens of people pulling shots out of his ass. Randy was having the time of his life. The three cop were to.
They really cut loose and had fun. There was little going on that was way out of line. Probably because of the mixed crowd. Of course there was some. The three cops had arm band wallets on that had their badges in them. They'd flash the badges if they saw anything too bad going on. That would immediately put a stop to it.
Randy finally got down and joined them, his hard cock leading the way. "Damn that was fun." he said as he joined the cops.
"I can tell." Lucas said squeezing his cock quickly. "Let's get out of this madness and go to one of your bars." He suggested.
"Good idea" Ken said. Dean agreed. They shuffled out of the bar and down the street. There was a big night club close by, but they were too stuffy and weren't going along with the naked thing. They went into a neighborhood bar Randy liked. It was as packed as the gay bar. The lady bartender was in a thong with no top, but the male bartender was naked.
"Hey, it's Randy." The lady told the guy bartender. "I finally get to see him naked."
"And I finally get to see your tits." Randy said leaning across the bar and kissing the lady. The guy bartender high fived him. These are my cop buddies, Lucas Ken and Dean. Don't get all excited Sandy, they play for the other team." Randy said.
"Well thanks for just outing us with the introduction." Ken said.
"Sandy and Billy don't care. They've played around a bit. Billy and I jack off together sometimes. Check out the dick on that guy if you like mine." The three cops leaned over the bar and looked at Billy's dick. Granted it was a little fluffed, but it hung down half way between his pubes and his knees, soft.
"Hard, that thing measures twelve and a quarter by 9 at the thickest point." Randy said.
"You've measured it?" Lucas asked.
"Hell, I've jacked it. I just wanted to know what it felt like." Randy admitted.
"What was going on down the street?" Sandy asked. Randy told her about the body and butt shots. "Oh man, we've got to do that here. Which one of you guys is going to do the butt shots?" She asked.
"Their cops, they can't do that. Hey, you ought to do titty shots." Randy said.
"I will if Ken there does the butt shots. He's got such a pretty hairless ass." Sandy said. The other guys agreed he had to do it. He agreed as long as they kept watch for other cops. They cleared a section of the bar and stared the shots. It became a contest of butts over titties. Ken's butt was loosing. There weren't as many women in the bar as men. Randy suggested they had to get men to start doing butt shots. He and the two cops did rock paper scissors to see who'd do a butt shot. Randy lost. He laughed and being the good sportsman he was, stuck his face in Ken's smooth white bubble butt and pulled out the shot.
That sent a roar through the crowd. Soon girls had their guys lining up to do dares. Billy started pushing the shot glasses farther into Ken's crack. The laughter was contagious. So was the boldness. One guy finally gave in to his girl's demands after she said she'd do a titty shot if he'd to a butt shot. He smashed his face in Ken's butt and pulled out the shot, then the bit Ken's butt. His Girl took the shot from between Sandy's tits then licked her nipples. That opened up a whole new can of worms. Billy stuck a shot between Sandy's thighs. Guy's and girls buried their faces in her lap to get the shots.
Billy had Ken sit on the bar and put a shots between his thighs. Most of the time, the girls missed and got a mouth full so cock before going back for a second try and getting the shot. Ken found himself sporting a raging hardon. "That things going to poke someones eye out. You better lay down." Billy said. He placed the next shot between Ken's thighs, against his balls. After dozens of girls took shots, the dares started with the guys again. This time, the guys were too loose to care. The big guy who'd bit Ken's butt didn't take much convening this time. Ken covered his dick and yelled "No biting". The guy pulled the shot out and acted like he was going to bite Ken's balls.
Later, Ken and Sandy counted up the money they'd pulled in from shots and it was determined Ken won by only a few shots. Sandy offered him a blow job for a prize. He countered by asking if he could play with Billy's cock. She reluctantly agreed. All the guys were so drunk they didn't care that they were in a public bar. Ken got behind Billy and started paying with his cock. It became fully erect in no time. Ken was fascinated with the size of his cock and was equally impressed with his balls. When Billy came, the first shot was a full two seconds long. It started shooting on his belly, then moved up to his chin and back down in one continuous flow. He only shot a few more times, but pushed out more cum than normal guys do in three full loads. People looked on in aw, then broke into a loud cheer.
Ken just got out from around the bar when they saw uniformed cops enter the bar. Billy quickly cleaned up and got back to work.
"Hey, you guys are out of uniform." One of the uniforms joked. "My old lady would kill me if I did that."
"That's why we don't have old ladies." Dean said.
"That ain't why. That may be why you don't have old men." the uniform joked. "You guys having fun?"
"Oh yeah, I'm glad we got off early enough to join the party. I bet the Chief is having a heart attack." Dean said.
"He and his family left town this morning. He said he was going to a religious retreat to pray for the city." The uniform laughed. "Holy crap, no wonder you guys are in here. Look at the dick on that guy." he said spotting Billy who was still fluffed up somewhat. "It looks like he just got off."
Ken blushed. The uniform noticed. "Well, you boys have fun. It's almost midnight and everyone is supposed to put thier pants on. I don't much expect that will happen. In fact I hope it doesn't. I haven't seen so much fine tail in years. I might even have to fuck my old lady tonight." he joked as he turned and left.
As midnight rolled round, people stared leaving the area. The guys went to the truck and got dressed. Randy opened his back pack to get his shorts but only found a couple bottles of water, his keys and wallet.
"What happened to my shorts?" he asked. The three cops looked at each other. "Franky" they said in unison. They drove back to the station. Franky was sitting behind the desk with Randy's shorts in his hand.
"I just had to make you come back so I'd know I hadn't dreamed it all." He said with a big smile. He tossed Randy his shorts. "Come back anytime you need relief." he said as they left. Randy said he could skate home from there, but the guys took him home anyway. It was a good thing. He realized it was further than he'd thought.
"You guys want to come in for a while?" Randy offered. Ken had had much less to drink than the rest and was up for it, but the other's were drunk and exhausted.
"We'll have to pass tonight, but we've got your number. We'll have to get together again and go partying." Ken said.
"Or just come over and party here. Or we could drop in on Franky." Randy suggested.
"We'll do that. Maybe we'll do all three. See ya buddy." Ken said.
"Good night guys. Oh, by the way, this was WAY better than I aimed for the day to go. Thanks." Randy said.
A couple weeks later, Randy got a call. The cops had gotten off for Mardi Gras and were going to spend four days in New Orleans. They asked Randy if he would go with them. He did, and had a blast. They competed to see who could earn the most beads. Randy won of course. The four started getting together frequently. Randy took them to his bar. They took him to theirs. They were the life of the party no matter where they went. Billy ended up seeing Ken on a regular basis to Sandy's delight.
Randy and Sandy finally hooked up after years of teasing each other. They'd always thought they were too good of friends to fuck it up by getting mixed up together. Turns out they were better friends after they did.
Lucas and Franky moved in together. No one knows if their an item or not. If nothing else, they're perfect house mates. Dean moved to San Francisco and eventually lost contact with the rest.
The next time the naked bike ride came to town, they road together. Randy's boner pointing the way.
Lucas got a call to ride up ahead. There were some media people in the road way refusing to move. They were all quickly arrested.
The speeches ran way over the allotted time. It was dark by the time the ride left for the park. Randy had gotten in the middle of the bunch and was chatting with a bunch of girls. They took advantage of the thickness of the crowd and messed around with Randy's junk, getting him worked up so he'd be hard when they took pictures with him. Some guys got involved to. Randy was good spirited about it and let them do what the wanted. One guys sat on the ground and hand Randy stand over him with his cock on the guy's head. They weren't paying attention and the ride started heading back to the park. All the people scurried away and Randy was left with a boner. He managed to get it down before long. Not completely though, it was still semi hard.
Lucas caught up with him about a third of the way to the park. "Well, looks like you're having a good time now that you're back in the middle of the crowd."
"Hey. Yeah, some girls started messing with me and got me kinda stirred up. Now I can't seem to make it settle all the way down." Randy said.
"Looks pretty good to me. That's a big-un." Lucas said.
"Don't talk about it. I'll get boned up again." Randy said.
"I'd like to see that. I bet it really sticks out like a diving board." Lucas said.
"It does. Straight out and it will swing from side to side. It feels great, but It's not for public viewing." Randy said. His cock was already up at about 60 degrees.
"Yeah, if you get too frisky, that's considered lewd. Still, I'd like to watch you skate down the street with it swaying side to side. I bet those low hanging balls flop around a bunch to." Lucas said.
"God Lucas, quit talking like that I can't keep it down." Randy said.
Another officer rode up on the other side. "Hey Lucas, Is there a problem here?"
"Well, Randy here's having a little trouble with his pointer." Lucas said pointing at Randy's almost hard fully hard cock.
"Whoo hoo, nice tool dude. I'm Dean." Officer Dean said.
"Hi, Lucas keeps talking about it so I can't get it to settle down." Randy said shaking Dean's hand.
"I can see why. What is that 8, 9 inches?" Dean said.
"8 3/4 fully hard" Randy said.
"Come on, that's got to be bigger than that." Dean said.
"No, but you're fix'in to find out. I can't keep it down if ya'll keep talking about it." Randy said.
Another officer rode up behind Randy. "Hey guys. This must be him." he said.
"Yeah, this is Randy. Randy, thats Ken behind you." Lucas said.
Randy spun around seeing the new arrival said, "Hi, Are you going to talk about my dick to? These two keep talking about it and I can't keep it down."
"Fuck, I am now. That a nice pecker you got there." Ken said.
"Aak!" Randy said spinning back around.
"Fuck, that's nice to." Ken said observing Randy perfect ass.
"God is the entire police force in this city gay?" Randy asked.
"Naw, Dean and I are gay. Ken's undecided. He likes that nasty stuff you like to." Lucas said.
"Hey, what are we going to do about that dick of his being straight out like that. That's not legal." Dean said.
"Come on, it's your fault." Randy said defensively.
"We never touched you." Lucas said. "Guess we'll just have to take him in. Take this next right Randy."
"You're going to arrest me?" Randy asked.
"We're taking you in, it will be up to the desk Sargent if you get booked." Lucas said.
"But you guys are the reason it got out of control." Randy said.
"Well, if you can't control it, you should keep pants on." Lucas said.
Randy reluctantly followed their directions. He skated naked and now soft through city streets far from the naked bike ride. Now he was the only naked person around. To add to it he was surrounded by cops.
"Hey guys, I've got to take a piss." Dean said.
"Yeah, me to. Let's stop up here at the 7-11." Ken said.
Standing in front of the convenience store, Randy reached in this back pack to get his shorts.
"Hold it there, hand me the bag." Ken said.
"I just want to get my shorts." Randy said.
"I don't know what you've got in there. You might pull out a gun and shoot me." Ken said.
"Oh come on, that's ridiculous. There's nothing in there but water and my shorts." Randy said.
Ken looked in the bag. "Mind if I have a bottle of water?"
"Sure if I can have my shorts." Randy said.
"They're all wet. You don't want wear cold wet shorts." Ken said.
"Dude, come on." Randy argued.
"Nope. We like watching your dick swing around, and I like watching your butt too. Besides, you're an exhibitionist. You should be having the time of your life. When are you ever going to get a chance to skate through a busy city butt naked?" Ken said.
Randy just rolled his eyes and sat down on the curb. Lucas and Dean took their time, chatting with the store owner. They invited him to come out and see their captor. He declined saying he didn't need to see "no naked fella. Your junk in those shorts is more than enough."
They laughed and came outside. They took off for the station, passing a bunch of night clubs. Naturally, They had to stop and chat at some of the doormen, leaving Randy standing naked in the street. At one club, there was a line of people waiting to get in. Randy finally covered his junk for the first time. The cops stopped just for a few seconds and went on.
Finally, they reached the station. It was a smaller sub-station. Inside, there was a counter and behind it, a middle aged cop.
"Hey Franky" Dean said as they walked in. "We brought you a birthday present."
"Hey ladies." Franky said. "What birthday? You know I stopped having those years ago."
"What's this forty, fifty?" Lucas said.
"My third anniversary of my thirty ninth." Franky barked. "What's up with this stud?"
"We thought since you didn't get to go to the ride, we'd bring the best of the ride to you. He's all yours. We're off so we're going to go change." Lucas said. They took Randy around the counter to another section of the station. Franky followed.
"You better take the skates off so you don't fall on this slick floor." Franky told Randy as the other cops left the room. "What did they bring you in for? Were you naked where you weren't supposed to be?"
"No, they didn't arrest me for being naked, they arrested me cuz I kept getting a boner." Randy said.
"I'd like to have seen that. You got a nice dick." Franky said.
"You to? Damn everyone is obsessed with my cock. That's why I can't keep it from getting up." Randy said.
"Stand up, I wanna take a good look at you." Franky ordered. Randy pulled off the second skate and stood up. Normally, he'd love someone checking him out. Now, he was shy and nervous. "Nice body. Turn around and let me see you backside." Randy turned. "Beautiful butt." Franky said. "You ever had a guys face between those cheeks?"
"Geez,,,,,yeah, once." Randy confessed.
"Ever had a dick up your hole?" Franky asked.
"No man, that's where I draw the line." Randy said.
"Oh so you'll go along with everything up to getting fucked?" Franky asked.
"I guess, hell if it feels good, do it." Randy said.
"I'd sure like to see that cock get hard. I bet it's a nice one." Franky said.
Randy turned with his hand tugging at his cock. "I've been arrested and now I'm showing off my cock. Not the way I thought the night would go."
"Oh, no one arrested you. We just brought you here for Franky." Ken said entering the room in civilian clothes.
"What, you didn't arrest me?" Randy shouted.
"No, Franky's like our dad, he just wanted to bring him a birthday present. We thought maybe you'd let him suck you off or something." Ken said.
"Fuck you ruined my night." Randy said.
"Naw, we just rerouted it for a bit. We're going to join the ride at the park. We've been dying to get naked." Lucas said. "If you want, you can join us at a gay club. That way you can stay naked and get drunk to."
"Well, that's not what I planned, but it might be fun." Randy said. His cock was now fully fluffed. Franky had him sit on the desk in front of him. He started jacking Randy's cock then deep throated it. Randy moaned and laid back across the desk. The other guys came over and started touching his naked body. Lucas bent over and sucked his nipple. Ken took the other one. Dean stroked his thighs. Franky lifted Randy's knees and put his feet on the edge of the desk, exposing his balls and butt hole. Franky lapped at Randy's sweaty hole like it was candy.
Lucas and Ken moved to Randy's pits. Randy hadn't experienced that before and it really turned him on.
Franky finally moved back to Randy's cock. Soon, Randy started moaning and suddenly lurched up. Franky backed off his cock and started jacking him. Randy shot his thick load straight up. It gushed out and came down on Franky's hand. Near the end of his orgasm, Franky went back down on him. He ate the last few shots of the young man's thick cum.
"God, that was fierce." Randy said. He laid his head back and saw that Lucas and Ken were jacking. Lucas moved forward and pressed his thigh against Randy's left shoulder and face. Ken took up the same position on the other side. Randy's head was pressed between their bare hips. Their balls bounced around on his shoulders while they jacked. Franky let Randy's legs down and he and Dean straddle them, jacking off with their balls bouncing on Randy's thighs. All four started to shoot. They coated Randy's body all over his chest, stomach and crotch. The three bike cops were fully loaded after an evening of riding around in a crowd of naked people. The desk cop hadn't cum in days.
"Holy shit. You guys are going to drown me in cum." Randy said. The gizz oozed off his body. "God, I've never seen so much cum."
"I guess you better go shower it off before we take you down town." Lucas suggested.
"I better, this is nasty." Randy said. The guys took him in the locker room. They sat around and watched him shower off. Randy was amused by the attention. He put on a good show of scrubbing his butt and crotch. When he was done, he dried off and they left for the bar. Franky thanked them for his present.
"Maybe we can get him to come back once in a while for a repeat." Ken told Franky loud enough Randy would hear.
"Maybe if you guys don't shoot all over me. That might be your thing, but not mine." Randy said.
"You didn't seem to mind too much." Lucas said. They loaded their bikes in the back of Ken's pickup and climbed in the front. Naked Randy had to sit in Dean's lap. Dean wrapped his arms around Randy and played with his cock all the way to the parking garage where they'd made arrangements to park earlier in the day. They stripped off and put their clothes in the truck. Randy put his roller blades back on and the four joined the ride at the end, in the park. The bar they wanted to go to was near the edge of the park. It was packed full of naked and clothed people. There were as many straight people in the crowd as gay.
The bartenders and dancer were all naked. The four finally made it to the bar. "Officers, good to see you." the bartender shouted over the noise and music. "We were just about to do some body shots. Which one of you is going to get on the bar?"
"You know we can't do that, but we brought someone who can. He's got a trail through his cum gutter though." Lucas said pulling Randy forward.
"Hey, you're the straight guy that won our dance contest." The bartender said offering his hand. "I'm Rob."
"I'm Randy." Randy said taking Rob's hand.
"You two know each other?" Lucas asked.
"Yeah, he came in about two months ago and won our dance contest. Every faggot in here tried to get in his pants that night." Rob said.
"Yeah, Rob saved me. He got me behind the bar and...." Randy started.
"Hey, don't tell them that. Their cops." Rob interrupted.
"Oh yeah, I forget." Randy said.
"I can only imagine the rest." Lucas said. "Well, will he do for the body shots?" Lucas asked Rob.
"Hell yeah, get up here." Rob said clearing a stretch of the bar. Randy got up on the bar. Rob rang a bell and yelled "Five dollar body shots." There was a line already by the time Randy laid down. "Since you got a fuzzy cum gutter, we'll do peach brandy." Rob said. He told Randy to flex a little and poured brandy in the deep crevasse between his abs. Lucas handed Rob his five dollars. Then he sucked up the brandy along the eight inch long trail. He went just a little farther than he had to and sucked the tip of Randy's cock.
"Oops, too far." he joked. Rob took a warm wet towel and wiped Randy's stomach. Then the repeated the pour for the next guy. After several dozen shots, Randy was fully erect, and getting his cock licked and sucked as much as his stomach. Rob would wipe his stomach and then his dick. Randy would jump each time.
The line thinned. "Hey, I've got an idea. Roll over." Rob said. Randy rolled over. Rob poured a shot in a shot glass and wedged the glass between Randy's luscious butt cheeks. Randy laughed. Rob took the first one. He stuck his nose in Randy's crack and covered the rim of the glass with his mouth. He pulled the glass out of Randy's crack and down the contents. A new line quickly formed. Randy had dozens and dozens of people pulling shots out of his ass. Randy was having the time of his life. The three cop were to.
They really cut loose and had fun. There was little going on that was way out of line. Probably because of the mixed crowd. Of course there was some. The three cops had arm band wallets on that had their badges in them. They'd flash the badges if they saw anything too bad going on. That would immediately put a stop to it.
Randy finally got down and joined them, his hard cock leading the way. "Damn that was fun." he said as he joined the cops.
"I can tell." Lucas said squeezing his cock quickly. "Let's get out of this madness and go to one of your bars." He suggested.
"Good idea" Ken said. Dean agreed. They shuffled out of the bar and down the street. There was a big night club close by, but they were too stuffy and weren't going along with the naked thing. They went into a neighborhood bar Randy liked. It was as packed as the gay bar. The lady bartender was in a thong with no top, but the male bartender was naked.
"Hey, it's Randy." The lady told the guy bartender. "I finally get to see him naked."
"And I finally get to see your tits." Randy said leaning across the bar and kissing the lady. The guy bartender high fived him. These are my cop buddies, Lucas Ken and Dean. Don't get all excited Sandy, they play for the other team." Randy said.
"Well thanks for just outing us with the introduction." Ken said.
"Sandy and Billy don't care. They've played around a bit. Billy and I jack off together sometimes. Check out the dick on that guy if you like mine." The three cops leaned over the bar and looked at Billy's dick. Granted it was a little fluffed, but it hung down half way between his pubes and his knees, soft.
"Hard, that thing measures twelve and a quarter by 9 at the thickest point." Randy said.
"You've measured it?" Lucas asked.
"Hell, I've jacked it. I just wanted to know what it felt like." Randy admitted.
"What was going on down the street?" Sandy asked. Randy told her about the body and butt shots. "Oh man, we've got to do that here. Which one of you guys is going to do the butt shots?" She asked.
"Their cops, they can't do that. Hey, you ought to do titty shots." Randy said.
"I will if Ken there does the butt shots. He's got such a pretty hairless ass." Sandy said. The other guys agreed he had to do it. He agreed as long as they kept watch for other cops. They cleared a section of the bar and stared the shots. It became a contest of butts over titties. Ken's butt was loosing. There weren't as many women in the bar as men. Randy suggested they had to get men to start doing butt shots. He and the two cops did rock paper scissors to see who'd do a butt shot. Randy lost. He laughed and being the good sportsman he was, stuck his face in Ken's smooth white bubble butt and pulled out the shot.
That sent a roar through the crowd. Soon girls had their guys lining up to do dares. Billy started pushing the shot glasses farther into Ken's crack. The laughter was contagious. So was the boldness. One guy finally gave in to his girl's demands after she said she'd do a titty shot if he'd to a butt shot. He smashed his face in Ken's butt and pulled out the shot, then the bit Ken's butt. His Girl took the shot from between Sandy's tits then licked her nipples. That opened up a whole new can of worms. Billy stuck a shot between Sandy's thighs. Guy's and girls buried their faces in her lap to get the shots.
Billy had Ken sit on the bar and put a shots between his thighs. Most of the time, the girls missed and got a mouth full so cock before going back for a second try and getting the shot. Ken found himself sporting a raging hardon. "That things going to poke someones eye out. You better lay down." Billy said. He placed the next shot between Ken's thighs, against his balls. After dozens of girls took shots, the dares started with the guys again. This time, the guys were too loose to care. The big guy who'd bit Ken's butt didn't take much convening this time. Ken covered his dick and yelled "No biting". The guy pulled the shot out and acted like he was going to bite Ken's balls.
Later, Ken and Sandy counted up the money they'd pulled in from shots and it was determined Ken won by only a few shots. Sandy offered him a blow job for a prize. He countered by asking if he could play with Billy's cock. She reluctantly agreed. All the guys were so drunk they didn't care that they were in a public bar. Ken got behind Billy and started paying with his cock. It became fully erect in no time. Ken was fascinated with the size of his cock and was equally impressed with his balls. When Billy came, the first shot was a full two seconds long. It started shooting on his belly, then moved up to his chin and back down in one continuous flow. He only shot a few more times, but pushed out more cum than normal guys do in three full loads. People looked on in aw, then broke into a loud cheer.
Ken just got out from around the bar when they saw uniformed cops enter the bar. Billy quickly cleaned up and got back to work.
"Hey, you guys are out of uniform." One of the uniforms joked. "My old lady would kill me if I did that."
"That's why we don't have old ladies." Dean said.
"That ain't why. That may be why you don't have old men." the uniform joked. "You guys having fun?"
"Oh yeah, I'm glad we got off early enough to join the party. I bet the Chief is having a heart attack." Dean said.
"He and his family left town this morning. He said he was going to a religious retreat to pray for the city." The uniform laughed. "Holy crap, no wonder you guys are in here. Look at the dick on that guy." he said spotting Billy who was still fluffed up somewhat. "It looks like he just got off."
Ken blushed. The uniform noticed. "Well, you boys have fun. It's almost midnight and everyone is supposed to put thier pants on. I don't much expect that will happen. In fact I hope it doesn't. I haven't seen so much fine tail in years. I might even have to fuck my old lady tonight." he joked as he turned and left.
As midnight rolled round, people stared leaving the area. The guys went to the truck and got dressed. Randy opened his back pack to get his shorts but only found a couple bottles of water, his keys and wallet.
"What happened to my shorts?" he asked. The three cops looked at each other. "Franky" they said in unison. They drove back to the station. Franky was sitting behind the desk with Randy's shorts in his hand.
"I just had to make you come back so I'd know I hadn't dreamed it all." He said with a big smile. He tossed Randy his shorts. "Come back anytime you need relief." he said as they left. Randy said he could skate home from there, but the guys took him home anyway. It was a good thing. He realized it was further than he'd thought.
"You guys want to come in for a while?" Randy offered. Ken had had much less to drink than the rest and was up for it, but the other's were drunk and exhausted.
"We'll have to pass tonight, but we've got your number. We'll have to get together again and go partying." Ken said.
"Or just come over and party here. Or we could drop in on Franky." Randy suggested.
"We'll do that. Maybe we'll do all three. See ya buddy." Ken said.
"Good night guys. Oh, by the way, this was WAY better than I aimed for the day to go. Thanks." Randy said.
A couple weeks later, Randy got a call. The cops had gotten off for Mardi Gras and were going to spend four days in New Orleans. They asked Randy if he would go with them. He did, and had a blast. They competed to see who could earn the most beads. Randy won of course. The four started getting together frequently. Randy took them to his bar. They took him to theirs. They were the life of the party no matter where they went. Billy ended up seeing Ken on a regular basis to Sandy's delight.
Randy and Sandy finally hooked up after years of teasing each other. They'd always thought they were too good of friends to fuck it up by getting mixed up together. Turns out they were better friends after they did.
Lucas and Franky moved in together. No one knows if their an item or not. If nothing else, they're perfect house mates. Dean moved to San Francisco and eventually lost contact with the rest.
The next time the naked bike ride came to town, they road together. Randy's boner pointing the way.
