Dudes, I can't find my pants.
Less woke up, sprawled out on the living room rug. The first thing he noticed was several friends laying naked in odd positions, Well, that and the pounding in his head. He tried to remember what had happened last night. All he could remember was being invited to his buddies house for a party. Then he realized he to was naked. He looked around and found his shirt. The other guys were stirring, but not yet awake. He could barely move. He seemed to be sore all over. He walked around, stepping over the other guys, looking for more of his clothes.
The other guys all seemed to wake up at once. Maybe that's because he tripped over one and landed with his face in the butt crack of another. None of them could open their eyes for long. None could remember the previous night.
Travis, the host, found his cell phone and started taking pictures of the guys as they struggled to wake up. He wasn't in very good shape either. He suddenly ran into the bathroom and threw up in the toilet. In so doing he woke up Bo his room mate and best friend. Bo was in the bathtub. His pants were all wet. He stirred but couldn't get up.
Matt woke up and crawled half way to the bathroom. He finally managed to get to his feet and walked in. Desperate to piss, he saw Travis with his head in the toilet and Bo in the tub. He went to the sink to piss.
Nick ran in just as he started to piss. Nick was holding his dick to keep from pissing. In desperation, he saw that Bo was already wet and smelled of piss, so he just pissed on Bo's jeans. Matt finished pissing and turned around to see what Nick was doing.
"Dude, that's ten kinds of wrong." he told Nick. "Wait, we all did that last night."
"Oh yeah man, I remember. We pissed all over him." Nick said.
"Huh?" Travis said, pulling his head out of the commode. "You pissed on him?.......wait...........oh yeah.
"Yeah, he pissed his pant in the back yard and passed out in the tub so we all used him for a urinal." Nick said.
"Where'd the girls go and why are we all naked?" Matt asked.
"I have no idea." Travis said. He washed his mouth out with mouth wash. "Look in the bedroom." He told Nick and Matt. They went to the bedroom and found Jeff and Stu in a compromising position on the bed. Stu had his head on Jeff's belly. Jeff's dick barely touched his lips. They woke up when the guys came in.
"Well, looks like you two had fun." Travis said.
"What? Hey, what are you doing?" Jeff asked Stu.
"Whoa, what the fuck?" Stu said jumping back, laughing. "Owe," he said, grabbing his head. "Someone turn out the lights."
"Their off, It's day time." Travis said. "What are you guys doing in my bed?"
"I don't know. All I remember is the girls pulling off someone's pants." Jeff said.
"That was me." Buck said. Buck was on the floor on the other side of the bed. "They tried to get me up on the bed, but I rolled off. They couldn't pick me up again." Buck is six foot eight and three hundred pounds of muscle. He sat up and grabbed his head. "Oh fuck, what did they give us?"
"You think the girls drugged us?" Travis asked.
"Hey midget" Buck said.
All the guys staggered into the living room where Kenney stood by the window. He looked fairly alert.
"What are you guys up to? When I went to sleep, I had clothes on." Kenny said.
"Yeah, so did the rest of us. It looks like the girls made fools out of us." Matt said.
"Hey, anybody need a Bloody Mary?" Rick called out from the kitchen.
Travis looked around the corner and saw his pale roomy in the kitchen. "Make all you can. I think there a new fifth of vodka in the cabinet and a big can of V8 in the fridge."
"Got any more Tobasco?" Rick asked.
"Yeah, in the pantry. No celery though. The V8's got it in it already.
The guys picked up the living room and as best they could in the shape they were in. Buck had his pants and Ken found his underwear. The rest of the guys didn't bother looking for anything. They didn't care. They just wanted to lay down and make their heads stop hurting. Rick came out with Bloody Marys for all of them. Then he went back to make another batch.
Patrick ran into the bathroom and tossed his cookies. Bo was trying to get his pissy jeans off. He stood up in the tub and struggled to get the wet pant off. With his muscular ass and thick calves, they weren't easy to get off dry. Wet, they were nearly impossible to get off. "Hey buddy, can you help me out?" he asked Patrick.
"Yeah, sure." Patrick said. He went over to the tub. The smell of piss made his stomach wrench again. He dashed back to the toilet again and barfed. Bo got his jean down to his knees and sat down in the tub again. He struggled a while then gave up. Patrick came back over to help. This time he was able to grab the bottoms of the legs of Bo's jeans and pull them off. He dropped the jeans in the tub and turned the water on.
Bo hooted as the cold water started to reach him, but it was getting warm. When it was just right, Patrick turned the shower on. He laughed at Bo sputtering as the spray hit his face. The jeans plugged the drain and the tube began to fill. Patrick rinsed Bo's jeans then pulled them out. He wrung them out and wrapped them in a towel so he could take them to the laundry room. Bo finally came around. and showered off. He was drying off when Stu crashed through the door.
"Must be your turn to puke." Bo said.
Stu nodded his head quickly and dashed for the toilet. Bo hung his towel and wandered out into the living room to join the other's.
"Anyone remember anything from last night? How we ended up naked and stuff?" Less asked.
"I remember we all were in the back yard when what ever the girls gave us started working. They kept saying we were gay and needed to admit it. They made us play gay chicken. Midget and I went first. We started touching each other all over. Then we put our hands down each other's pants. Then we took each other's shirt off, licked nipples, pits and finally kissed. I picked Patrick up and he wrapped his legs around my waist. We must have kissed for five minutes. You guys were laughing but Tina got all pissed off. She started calling us faggots. We didn't stop kissing though. Bo pulled my pants and underwear down. We still kissed." Buck started laughing, so did the other guys. Some were starting to remember.
"Tina knocked us down." Patrick said. By then we couldn't get up. I just laid on top of Buck. Then Jeff and Stu pulled my pants all the way off and Buck's the rest of the way off. Buck and I just stayed there and acted like we were making out, just to piss Tina off some more." Patrick said.
"That's when Bo passed out and pissed himself." Kenny said.
"I wasn't out. I just couldn't open my eyes or talk or anything. I know you fuckers dumped me in the tub and pissed on me. I felt it everytime." Bo said.
"How'd it feel?" Less asked laughing.
"If you hadn't pissed on my face, it would have felt all right, kinda cool." Bo said frankly.
"God you're a kinky bastard." Matt said.
"You're calling him kinky? Smell you finger." Bo said. Matt smelled his fingers then made a funny face when the smelled the right one. "Nick was giving you a naked lap dance and you stuck your finger up his butt hole."
"Aw gross!" Matt said running to the bathroom to wash his hands.
"A little lube and it would have felt pretty good." Nick joked. Everyone laughed then grabbed their heads.
"How'd you to end up in bed together?" Less asked Jeff and Stu.
"I have no idea. Wait, last thing I remember, some one was pulling my pants off. Then I felt my head being moved around. I think they put Jeff's dick in my mouth." Stu said.
"They did. I remember now, they jacked me up to a hard on and stuck it in your mouth. Sorry dude." Jeff said.
"Fuck it, It didn't leave an after taste like Peg's pussy does." Stu said. "I just wish if I was going to suck dick, I knew it. What's the fun in having sex and not knowing it."
"In that case come over here and suck it." Jeff said.
"My head hurts too much to move back and forth." Stu said.
"Hey Midget, you know what happened to us?" Buck asked.
"Uh uh, I just remember laying on your chest. Your boobs make good pillows." Patrick said.
"The girls said you were too small for him and piled you on top of me." Kenny said.
"Oh yeah, they put us in a 69 and kept trying to get our cocks to stay in each other's mouth." Patrick said. "Hmm, you're right, cocks don't leave an after taste."
"Not unless you cum." Less said. "I eat my load all the time. It tastes better than Tina's pussy."
"I suck my cock, but I don't eat my load." Bo said.
"I wish I could suck my cock." Buck said.
"Hell, it's long enough, why can't you?" Patrick said.
"Muscle bound." Buck joked, striking a pose. "You can suck it for me." he suggested.
"I would, Giant, but it would freak out the boys." Patrick said.
"No it wouldn't. Fuck, after last night I think we've all sucked cock whether we knew it or not. Besides, we've been monkeying around so much we might as well have sex together." Less said.
"Sounds like you want to." Rick said.
"Aren't we all horny?" Less said.
"Fuck yeah, I'll suck someone. Come here Rick." Bo said.
"You'd suck me? Right now, in front of all these guys?" Rick said.
"Anyone object?" Bo asked.
"I'd love to see my roomies get it on." Less said. "You guys care?"
"No, in fact I'm going to try to suck the Giant's giant." Patrick said.
"Really Midget? I'll suck your's if you do." Buck said.
Patrick took Buck's big cock in hand and opened his mouth. Buck was hard in no time. Patrick's little mouth barely opened wide enough to get the head of Buck's cock in it. Patrick laughed. "Man, imagine if you stuck that up my ass. You'd split me in two."
"We'll try that in private." Buck said.
"Hey, why put it off? I've got lube and condoms." Less offered.
"Geez, are we all turning gay?" Kenny asked.
"It's just sex. Fuck, come here and let me suck you. You're sporting a boner anyway." Less said.
So the guys paired up. They laughed and played at first, slowly it became more sexual. What clothes there were were tossed aside. Right in the middle of the hot and heaviest part, the door bell rang. Less said he'd get it and jumped up. He opened the door to the mailman. He had a package Less had to sign for.
The mailman looked totally confused. Less noticed him leaning to the side, trying to see if the guy behind the door was naked. Less let the door slip and exposed himself completely. He acted like he was sorry for flashing the mailman who was now gawking at him with wide open eyes. "If you're looking for your clothes, they're out here." the mailman said. He stepped aside and there, on the front lawn was all the guys clothing. They were layed out spelling the word "faggots". Less burst out laughing and called the guys.
All but Buck and Patrick came to the door. The mailman had a giant tent in his pants. He looked at the guys with their red lips and wet, hard cocks. He let out a little "Oh" but stifled any other reaction. The guys laughed and ran outside and grabbed the clothing. Then they dashed back in. The old lady neighbor next door was walking here little dog. She ooo'd and aww'd and clutched her breast as the guys dashed out and back in. One guy dropped a pair of white brief. Less ran out and retrieved them stopping to wave to her and say, "Hi Mrs. Chester." She giggled and waved back.
The mailman covered his crotch with his clip board as he passed Mrs. Chester on his way back to his truck.
"Crazy frat boys" he said.
"Lovely frat boys" Mrs.Chester giggled. The mailman laughed nervously.
The gangs camaraderie never waned instead the became closer and closer. Buck and Patrick were the only two that became a committed couple. The other's went back to girls so long as they never got between them. They had sex when ever they felt like it. They made sure Buck and "the Midget" were included in everything, and knew they could openly show their love for each other, even their lust. It confused a lot of people, encouraged others, and totally disgusted Tina and Peg. Who cared about those bitches anyway?
