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I can't help it guys.  It just happens anytime I get naked outside.

-You should have warned us.  I don't want to look at your hard dick all day.  Hell put you shorts back on then.

-What's the matter, you can't bry you eyes away from his cock?

-Fuck you.  He must be a fucking queer.

-So what if he is, he's our friend.

-I thought I was to.

-You are, but you need to cut the crap.  He hasn't done a thing to you.

-I couldn't be less interested in messing with you.  You're not exactly my type.

-So what's your type, bigger cock, hairyer?

-Bigger chest and smaller waist and nothing hanging out in front but boobs.

-Oh so you're trying to tell me you're straight?

-Yeah, I'm straight.  I told you it just happens when I get naked outside.  That's why I didn't ride with you guys in the World Nake Bike Ride.

-As I remember, you're the one who was getting the occasional boner on the ride.

-There were women there.

-There was one girl there with saggy boobs and a belly with a big scare on it.

-There were others.

-Dude, you got a boner when we were in the park having lunch and those two guys were kissing.

-I did not.

-Look man, we all know you're a closet gay.  We ran across your magazine collection when we were rearranging the dorm room.  It's cool, I am to.

-HUH! YOU'RE GAY?

-Yeah, he's gay.  We all know he is and couldn't care less.  We don't care if you're gay as long as you just cut the crap and come out of your closet.

-I don't want to be gay.

-Dude, you are what you are.  You can't make yourself straight by pretending to be.  Look, we're fine with it, you should be to.

-I don't know what to say, I'm sorry for the way I acted.

-We understand, don't worry about it.  Say, you and Buddy ought ot get together.  He thinks you're pretty hot.

- Really Buddy?  I think you're beautiful.

-Hey, look who's got the boner now.