(Source: rosarius)

Can I come in?

-Yeah....you sure can.  I'm Donald.   I just bought this place.

-I'm Danny, I do the neighbors lawn and pool.  I was wondering if you could use me over here.  The yards in bad shape.

-Glad to meet you Danny,  Yeah, I really need you....your help.  The pools really a mess to.  How much do you charge?

-Just fifteen an hour.  I'm sorry I'm not dressed better, I got all sweaty next door.

-No, no problem at all.  You can work just like that if you want.  Hell you can......never mind.

-I got some more time today.  If you want, I can start on the pool so you can enjoy it in this hot weather.

-Perfect, I was thinking about diving in it just like it is, I'm so hot.  There's a bunch of stuff in the bottom of the pool.  I don't know what it is, but it's too heavy for the net.

-It's broken bricks and crap the kids that used to live here threw in it.  I saw them when I was fixing the fence.

-That's what I thought.  This place has a nice fence around the back.

-I'll get started then.  Say, I trashed my other clothes, you mind if I take my shorts off back there?  I'll have to get in and haul that stuff out and these are all the clothes I have with me.  I didn't know I was going to do a pool today or I'd have brought a swimsuit.

-Oh I think it would be ok.  I see by your tanline you don't get naked outside much.  Don't get burned.

-I never get naked outside.  I get turned on too much........but I'll try not to.

-I've got no problem with you getting turned on as long as you don't have a problem with me getting turned on.

-That happenes to lots of guys I work for.  Maybe I'm not the only one that's horny all the time.  I wonder what causes them to get turned on.

-(Oh my God, he doesn't even know how hot he is.)  I'm sure it's has a lot to do with being around you.

-That's what the lady next door said.  She thinks I'm sexy.  She makes me blush.

-(I love them kinda dumb.)  She's right.  Haven't they come on to you?

-Come on?

-Yeah, tried to have sex with you. 

-No, they usually watch me through a window.  They think I don't know they watch.  I know and I know the play with themselves to.

-So you know you turn them on?

-I guess but men are supposed to get turned on by girls.

-Sometimes men find men more apealing than women.  Like me right now.

-My brother's that way.  People come on to me, but I'm not real smart though so they don't really want to be with me.
-That's a shame Danny.  You seem like a nice guy.  God know you're beautiful.  So what if you aren't a rocket scientist. 

-You're nice Mr. Donald.  I'll work real hard for you.  I'll go get my stuff.

-(Okay Mr. Donald, you're NOT going to stare at him through the window.  Don't even THINK of getting out the video camera.  You will NOT rip off your clothes and dive in the pool the second he gets naked out there.  You WILL behave youself.)  Okay Danny, I'm going to be in here painting if you need anything.  (Oh this isn't going to be easy.)