How long you going to stand there staring at me?

I wasn't staring at you.

Yes you were.  You like what you see?

Fuck off.  You aren't all that.

Sure wouldn't know it by the way you look at me all the time.  

God, you're so full of yourself.

Not really.  I'm too skinny, no body hair. My legs are too long.

That's not true.  You've got a great build.  Not like a body builder, but like a swimmer.

So you do look at me.

Okay, I look at you.  That doesn't mean anything.

Too bad.  I was hoping you wanted me.

HUH?

I was hoping you'd invite me into your room and lock the door.

You were?

Yeah, I was hoping you'd lock the door and rip my shorts off, then throw me down on your bed and suck me off.

Oh I see.  You wanted the little fag to give you a blow job.

Yeah, then you could flip my legs up in the air and fuck me like a twenty dollar whore.

(Stunned silence)

Well?

Ah,,,,,ah,,,,well,,,,,Get you skinny ass in here!

Yes Sir!