Hey Sam, have I ever told you what a nice ass you've got?

Dude!  We're in public.  Someone might hear you.

Oh, don't be so paranoid.  I'm not going to say anything loud enough someone might hear me.

Why would you say that at all?

Cuz you got a nice ass.

Dude, you know that's not my thing.

Let me have it just once and I bet you'd come back for more.

Look man, I love you like a brother, but I don't have sex with my brother either.

Maybe you should try it.  Your brother's a stud.

Yeah, and if you asked him, you'd get farther that you will with me.

He's gay?

As a goose.

That's wild.  You are identical twins and he's gay and you're straight.

And you just told me what a stud I am.

I did not.

We're identical twins.  If he's a stud, I am to.

Well, you're a straight stud.  You shave too much.  He's all natural.  I think it's funny the gay guy primps less than that straight one.

I primp too much?

Yeah man.  You look hot as hell when you don't shave you chest hair and trail.  I can live with a little trimming, but I hate the stubble.

Chicks like me shaved.  They want me to shave my pubes to.

Chicks are stupid.

EXCUSE ME!

Oops you heard that?

Yes, why do you say we're stupid?

Sam here, has great chest hair and a really hot trail but he shaves it.  He says girl like him that way and want him to shave his pubes.  You should see his twin brother.  He's all natural.

I don't know about other girls, but I hate stubble.  If I'm going to suck a man's dick he better not be like sand paper down there.  I don't mind picking a few hairs out of my teeth.

There, see Sam.  This lady's a smart one.

She's gorgeous to.  

Why, thank you Sam.  (She runs her hand up and down his torso and wiggles her fingers in his pubes.)  Give me a call when it all grows back.  Your boy friend here is right.  Here's my number.

He's not my boyfriend.

He should be.  He's really cute and he really likes you.  You can have a boyfriend and a girlfriend you know. (She takes both their hands and puts them to her firm, natural c-cups.)  We should have a threesome some time.

He won't even let me have a twosome.

Oh Sammy.  That's not nice.  Give him a little taste.  You won't regret it.

I don't know about that.

My brother was that way to until I got him drunk and my boyfriend fucked him.

Fucked him?  Oh no that's not going to happen.

I guarantee I can make you like it.

Shit!

No honey, you clean that out before he comes in.  My brother liked it so much, he and my boyfriend do it all the time.

So what's the deal with you and your boyfriend?  Why do you want to mess around on him?

Oh we aren't exclusive at all.  He's over there with my brother.  He's the tall one with the monster dick.

Geezus!  Monster is right.  

Wow.  Girl, you've got great taste in men.  You're brother's a babe.  

Yeah, if he just wasn't my brother.  I've got to get back over there.  Sammy, you call me you hear?

Okay.  Hey, what's your name?

Call me Cat.  Bye.

Okay?  All you can say is "okay".

I bet you my ass, if I wait two days and call her, she won't know who I am.

I'll take that bet.  And I'll raise you.  If I fuck you and you don't like it by the time I'm done, I'll suck you off anytime and anyplace you want for the rest of your life.

It's a bet.  A lifetime of blowjobs.   Cool.

[THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND]

Hey, I'm going to call Cat.  I can't wait till my hair grows back.

She's not going to like that stubble.

She's not even going to remember me.  Remember our bet.  You ready to blow me.

Always.

Fruit.  Here goes.  (Ringing)

Hello?

Hi Cat, this is Sam.

Sammy!  I thought you'd forgotten me.

Hardly, My hair hasn't grown back yet, but I'd love to see you.

I guess I can over look the stubble this time.  How about tomorrow night.  I've got plans tonight.  I wish I didn't.

No, that's fine.  Where?

328 Fielder Rd.  It's just over the bridge from downtown on Highway 35.  Don't wear much.

Okay, see you then.

Oh and bring your boyfriend.  My brother saw him and wants to meet him.

What should he wear.

I'd say just wear a smile, but you might get put in jail for driving naked.  Wear as little as you can get away with in public.

Wow, sounds like you've got plans.

You know I do.  See you then.

Bye.

Well?

Just use lot's of lube.

Ha, I knew it.  Yay!

How am I supposed to "clean out."?  

I'll get the water bottle.  You get naked.  

Is this going to hurt?

No.  I think if you can get past the fact that I'm sticking something up your ass, you'll like it.

That hose is a lot smaller than your dick.  That's what I have to get past.  I hope my brother doesn't come home.  

Ha ha, that would be funny.

Dude, make the water a little warmer.  That's cold.

Oh sorry, I usually use cool water.  

Oh man, my belly's about to explode. 

Let it go.

Oh God this is so gross.  Especially with you here.

Well, if you know what to do, I'll go in the bedroom and get ready.

Go, get outta here.

[minutes later]

Well I guess I'm ready.  I don't know about this.

I promise you'll enjoy it.

I better, or you're blowing me right in front of my brother.

Sounds like a win win for me.

Hey, that's right.  Boy, you tricked me into that didn't you.  What do you need a condom for?  I know everyone you've been with for the last three years.

Okay, I just thought you'd want me to use one.

Na, If I'm going to get fucked, I'm don't want a piece of rubber up my ass.

I never thought we'd be in this position.

YOU?  What about me.  I never thought I'd be in this position with anyone. 

You ready?

Easy.  easy,  whoa that went in easier than I expected

How's it feel?

Like I need to take a crap.

Oh man, that's nice.  God your ass is tight.

Duh, I guess.  That hose didn't stretch it out.  Uh, easy, not so far yet.  Let me get used to it.....yeah.....that's better......okay, a little further.....oop.......okay.........that good.

Oh God you look hot.  I love you chest stubble and all.

Fuck man that's starting to feel better....good even.......harder now.........grab that muscle.....pinch my nipple......oh man fuck me harder......harder...............slam my ass!

Oh shit I'm about to cum.

Don't you fucking pull out.  Fuck me!  Harder!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

All of it up my ass man.  All of it.

Oh shit, Oh........Oh!

Ha ha ha ha ha, listen to me.  I sound like a bitch for sure.

See, I told you you'd like it.

I'm going to like cumming down your throat to.

But you liked it, I won the bet.

Yeah, but if you ever want to do it again, start sucking.

No problem.

WELL BROTHER,  I didn't think you did such things.

Scott!  You weren't supposed to be home till later.

I guess not.  Mark, how'd you talk him into this?

He lost a bet.

Judging from his boner, he won the bet.

Maybe we're all winner's here.  Why don't you fuck his ass while he sucks me off?

Mark, you want me to?

Fuck yeah,  I've fantasized about being in a sandwich between you two since we moved in together.

Wait till tonight and see what kind of a mess we get into.

You're going to Cat's.

Didn't I tell you?  You're coming to.  Scott should come with us.

Think she'd mind.

Who's Cat?

This girl we met at the ride.  She and her boyfriend have threeways with guys.  I'll call her and make sure.

[Ringing]

Hello Sammy.  You aren't backing out are you?

No,  no hell no.  I was wondering if you'd like for me to bring my brother.

Mark isn't coming?

No, he's coming.

Your twin brother that doesn't shave?

Yeah.

Oh yeah baby.  Bring him to me.  I may not turn him into a pussy pumper, but I'll love trying,

Ha, pussy pumper,  Okay, see you later.  Oh, what time?

As soon as you can get here.  My boyfriend's ready for some hot sweaty sex.  

Is your brother there?

He's in the shower now getting ready for Mark.  We're low on lube.  Can you bring some?

Sure, condoms to.

Hurry.  Remember don't wear anything you don't have to.

Got it.  See you soon.  Well guys, we better get ready.  She wants us over there right away.  She said to only wear what we have to.

But I was going to fuck Mark.

Save it for her house.  It will be more fun in front of them.

God you've turned into a pervert.

And I'm taking you along for the ride.

You better.

Damn, I was looking forward to being spit roasted between you two.

You will be.

We promise.